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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Can you tell me a depressing story?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

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Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

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No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

What are the types of values?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

No, not a chance

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

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